Not Another Wattpad Story: The Sequel
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This is a parody story of most modern Wattpad clichés !! Not really a sequel, but close enough...
Are you writing with any clichés in this story? Read if you want to find out!
And tell me if YOU have seen any clichés lying about.
Follow Boo, a character that has nothing to do with the first story, on her cliched journey from being a plain, regular, kind of, not really ugly she-wolf to the hottest, smartest she-wolf ever.
Oh, and there's a possessive, badboy CEO, a mafia boss, a blonde villanesse and some boy bands. You know... the usual.
[Caution: This book does not represent my actual writing style, but does represent my humor.]
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