Well, Cheers to Reality
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  • Parts 11
  • Time 2h 6m
Ongoing, First published Aug 27, 2013
You know the saying, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"?  Well that's a cup of crap.  Because first of all, lemons are sour. - Is life going to give us some sugar or what? But ofcourse not, 'cause life is a Jerk. Second of all, how will lemonade help us throughout this journey of life? Lemons can't get us through a life time of, well..life. And lastly, lemons can only get us as far as fulfilling thirst.  Plus, I really don't drink lemonade.   Think Alex can make it through a lifetime of drama, some funny nick nacks and romance?  The God of lemons only knows.  But ofcourse, that doesn't stop you. ; Grab a glass of lemonade while you can and Cheers to Reality.
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