Well, Cheers to Reality

Well, Cheers to Reality

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You know the saying, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"? Well that's a cup of crap. Because first of all, lemons are sour. - Is life going to give us some sugar or what? But ofcourse not, 'cause life is a Jerk. Second of all, how will lemonade help us throughout this journey of life? Lemons can't get us through a life time of, well..life. And lastly, lemons can only get us as far as fulfilling thirst. Plus, I really don't drink lemonade. Think Alex can make it through a lifetime of drama, some funny nick nacks and romance? The God of lemons only knows. But ofcourse, that doesn't stop you. ; Grab a glass of lemonade while you can and Cheers to Reality.
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A synopsis? Ugh. I thought the title was clear enough but here goes. *clears throat* I'm Alex Ryle, suburban cult leader and TV show connoisseur. Falling for a girl out of my league on my first day in the Land of the Free wasn't on my to-do list, and neither was becoming friends with a multibillionaire and an over excitable... word? (I don't quite know what to call him yet). There's also the blonde spawn of satan ruining my life but we're not going to mention her. Add a weird shirt and a slightly douchey jock to the party, and well... Those are the basic ingredients. Good luck on your quest, pigeons and Mordor refugees!

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