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chistes

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Reads 123
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Parts 1
Time <5 mins

pepito encuentra a su hermana  con el novio y le pregunta:
_ que estan haciendo
el novio le contesta:
-la estoy vacunando
dice pepito:
_oye,pero estara bien emferma ,porque ayer vino un amigo tuyo 
y la vacuno 2 veces lo unico que ayer parece que ayer la geringa era mas grande 
porque grito mas



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