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Last published Sun, Jul 31, 2016
pepito encuentra a su hermana con el novio y le pregunta:
_ que estan haciendo
el novio le contesta:
-la estoy vacunando
dice pepito:
_oye,pero estara bien emferma ,porque ayer vino un amigo tuyo
y la vacuno 2 veces lo unico que ayer parece que ayer la geringa era mas grande
porque grito mas
jajajajajaja XD
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