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The Ongoing Saga of an Incomplete Wanker

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Parts 12
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Reads 72
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Parts 12
Time 48m

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Following Writing Wrongly, the critically acclaimed novel -  with the emphasis on critical - Thomas Corfield, the worst writer in history, returns in a collection of embarrassing and socially inexcusable episodes that will become Wrongly Writing, the second Wrong book.All Rights Reserved

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Untainted Love

Sergio Agosta was a killer who hid behind a charming smile - but a killer nonetheless. He'd learnt the hard way that actions always had consequences. Which was why he was going after the one thing that would be his one and only shot at revenge - the daughter of his archenemy. He had planned to use her, to bend her to his will and to get what he wanted in the end. But what he didn't know was that things don't always go according to plan. Gianna Ricci had always been sheltered from the monstrosities of life. The most she had to deal with was the increasing pressure of being a law student and fake friends. That is, until she meets the devil who seems hell bent on ruining her life. He manages to turn her entire world upside down and ignites a fire in her - a fire that can't be doused. She begins to question everything when ugly secrets are revealed. Secrets that could potentially ruin them. WARNING: ONLY FOR MATURE AUDIENCES (18+) [If you're reading this book on a platform other than Wattpad, please report it/let me know.] Book 2 in the Untamed Love Series. Can be read as a standalone.