Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools
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In the tiny town of Waddlebottom, where ducks wear sunglasses and cows go to therapy, lives a chicken named Gregory Peckenson. Gregory is no ordinary chicken-he once got struck by lightning while pecking an electric fence and suddenly believed he was a top-tier lawyer. Now, wearing a suit made from napkins and a tie stolen from a garden gnome, Gregory sets out to prove to the world that even a flightless bird with zero law degree and questionable hygiene can make a difference. This 40-chapter story follows Gregory's inspirational (and ridiculous) journey as he takes on wild courtroom cases: defending a squirrel accused of nut hoarding, suing the rain for emotional damage, and representing a cow who identifies as a llama. But underneath the humor lies a heartfelt tale about self-belief, friendship, and the courage to defy the world's expectations-even when you're a chicken. Join Gregory, his sarcastic sidekick (a snail named Turbo), and a retired opera-singing goat named Madame Bleat as they stumble through trials, courtroom chaos, deep life lessons, and hysterical moments that'll leave readers howling with laughter-and quietly wiping a tear by the end.
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