Tyler the Teenage Alien
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Last published Sat, Sep 3, 2016
"Hi, my names Tyler. Please don't talk to me"
Tyler is a Teenage Alien who (according to his shrink) has social anxiety and is "too cynical for his own good." So, now he's forced to write in this dumb diary- I MEAN- journal. Read along, as he deals with his parents hunting for Humans (his mom claims she was abducted by one) and his best friend Josh doing whatever it takes to get that Panic! at the Nebula hoodie from Burning Subject (It's only 99.99 Gollups!) And life on Nerdulan in general. All while maintaining his I-dont-care aesthetic. (Remember kids, cynical behavior never goes out of style.)
(Tyler and the world he inhabits is my creative property. Spoof names are clearly spoof names, but are also kinda mine. Please don't steal, cause that would make Ty sad)
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