Sucked In One Piece

"Shit, you're cute", I said staring at Zoro. He was asleep but I was confessing everything to him under the influence of sake. I continued, "Like, you took like a turtle and I personally love turtles. Which means yas bitch, Zoro I love you. Do you know how much fanfiction I wrote about you?! I drew a... Picture of you and Maka on a bed chilling and turned it into a fucking sex scene with us two. I read so many Zoro x Readers on Wattpad. I have followed people roleplaying as you on so Much social media. Also, Your butt looks nice and juicy." One of Zoro's eyes sprung open as he yelled angrily, "CAN I THROW HER OVER BOARD?!" I laughed at the pictures flooding my head before saying in my best Luffy voice, "Walk the plank Chima!" Then I fell over and all went black.