teach me to play
wilting_
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  • Reads 39,005
  • Votes 1,073
  • Parts 4
  • Time 22m
wilting_
Ongoing, First published Aug 27, 2013
help wanted: 
looking for someone patient and skilled to teach me to play soccer. must know rules, techniques, and have knowledge of history of sport. needs to know how to play within a month or two. compensation is no problem, and can be discussed. 
number 768-4386. 
WARNINGS: - cannot kick balls - very uncoordinated - hopelessly bad at team sports - out of shape - doesn't know shit about soccer - may fall in love.
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