LGBTQ+ jokes.
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Last published Wed, Aug 10, 2016
SAGA/LGBTQ+ jokes which we will be adding to over time, some will be terrible, some will be heard before and some will be original. We hope you enjoy them though. :D
Brb doesn't know I've posted this yet so itll be a nice surprise for her. :D ;)
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