5 steps to a shit story

Yea i know the title isn't magnificent and painted with pretty flowers so lets just get to the description so every complaining ass can move on with there life.
So hey, I'm avery (wow cheesy fucking way to start AVERY) so I'm a cancer patient (i don't want to read this it is a person trying to be sappy and get reads by rewriting a fault in our stars book) well if u think that then u can go fuck yourself cause I'm not going to be holding ur hand and go all fairytale love madness on you then shit on your heart at the end. No this is me being sarcastic and shit whilst writing this cause... Im gonna die soon one way or the other and i kind of want to leave the world with most people in the world knowing how annoying i am so enjoy this, Shitty story.