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În curs de desfăşurare, Prima publicare iul 26, 2016
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You wanna know how to be a Basic White Girl.

Well you found the correct book!

Here you would find the most white-girlest things.

I hope you luck with your quest to become the most basicest, whitest and girliest Basic White Girl. 

This book is meant as a joke. Please don't get offended. You have been warned
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Diary of a Love Sick Teenage Girl

36 capitole Complet

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be in love? Of course every sixteen-year old has! They fantasize and dream about they're one true Prince Charming. But, not girls at me school. Oh DEFINITELY not. Want to know the secrets of Haden High school or the latest gossip in California? Well, all you have to do is read my diary. Which, BTW will never happen in a billion years, so good luck! XOXO Theia +++++ Theia Andrews lives in a world where jocks, nerds and bitches still exist. Except, things have changed over the years and nobody's life is just some cliche fairytale from the seventies. Or it's much more interesting than that. You want to hear the latest gossip and secrets of sunny California? Well sit back and relax. Because Theia Andrews just might tell you. __________________________________ Copyright Any characters and names are from my own imagination and if by some chance any of the names and characters are similar to any other readers, it is coincidental. Enjoy reading ;).

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