Basic White Girl: The Guide
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You wanna know how to be a Basic White Girl.
Well you found the correct book!
Here you would find the most white-girlest things.
I hope you luck with your quest to become the most basicest, whitest and girliest Basic White Girl.
This book is meant as a joke. Please don't get offended. You have been warned
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