The Pi Sisters at Malory Towers
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The Pi (aka pious) Sisters have never been to boarding school before. So what happens when they enter a world of midnight feasts, ginger beer and other girls? Simple - they do what they're best at. They act Pi. This, of course, means that they must report every little scandal they see to the Head - from illicit midnight feasts, to Alicia *seemingly* stealing Mam'zelle's pen. This story is filled with sarcasm and the odious Pi Sisters, and the readers are kept wondering whether the Pi Sisters will find love along the way! A must read for all Enid Blyton fans!
'This book is simply 'smashing', in the words of Blyton herself! An original concept, unique plot and polished language makes for a winning read...' The London Times
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