How (not) to live
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sun, Sep 1, 2013
The world as I knew it ended in a high school hallway. Figures.
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My name is Macbeth Lennon Sampson.
Yes, my name is actually Macbeth. My parents have undiagnosed issues, I tell you. My life is a mess of cliches and I have no idea when it became so predictable. A performance, a hot boy, an enemy, secrets, a girl who insists that she is the regeneration of Jesus, and a weekend locked in the school with a borderline psycho, my best friends, said hot jerk and a class A bitch.
Did I say cliche?
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