Trust Me, My Next Book Will Be Longer

I am writing another book but a friend of mine would like me to publish a book on my Wattpad page thingy so she can read it whilst she waits for my slightly longer book to be published... So yeah, just read this book that's filled with random quotes and thoughts. You could say its a biography but I believe biographies are more interesting... In most cases...

PS I would have entered this book into the Watty's, but apparently a short book has to be at least 15 pages long. 3 pages is a short book! They didn't even have a comedey section. You've got to have a bit of comedy people!