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Just read. It says it in the title. I am not trying to insult my culture or any culture. If offended then don't even read okay? M'kay bye! (If you get the refrence high five, Roi will live on) The pictures belong to their owners not me.All Rights Reserved

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My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2) by Yanalovesyouu

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano

A Hundred Billion Worth by reintold

WARNING: This story is my oldest story! ... He bought me, but I didn't know that I was more than a hundred billion worth.

Good night, Enemy (Published under PSICOM) by Serialsleeper

(FHS#1) Braylee wants to make her friends happy, Denver wants to get some sleep. She's hell-bent on making the world a better place while he's desperate for some rest. When their paths crossed on a midnight bus ride, he finally found the remedy in her. But, it just so happens that he's the captain of their rival basketball team, and the enemy of her friends! Highest Rank: #1 in Humor (This is the unedited version. A cesspool of errors ahead lol)

DHS #4: Beating Loudly by Minyonette

DE HARO SERIES BOOK FOUR

JB1: The Cold Hearted Father [BXB] [√] by biisool

Juariz Bachelors #1 [BXB] [MPREG] STATUS: COMPLETED Si Austine Villaluz ay isang fresh graduate sa kursong general education. He loves kids and would certainly do everything to have one as his own ngunit ang problema eh hindi niya kayang kumain ng tahong. Sa puso niya isa siyang reyna ng mga unicorn at mamatay sa ngalan ng bahaghari. Sa di inaasahang pangyayari siya ay naging instant mommy sa isang kyut na chikiting na nasagip niya mula sa mga goons na humahabol dito. Makakaya kaya niyang maging motherhood sa isang bulilit? Paano kong isang araw kumatok sa pinto niya ang ubod ng gwapong lawyer at magpakilala bilang tatay ng bata? Makakaya kaya nilang malayo sa isa't-isa? Book cover made by: @IThinkJaimenlove/ Jaime Kawit

The Runaway Groom by myishi_chan

[ Stanford Series #1] [FIN] She tends to forget a lot of things. She often forgets locking her unit. She forgets doing her grocery. She forgets her family's birthday sometimes.. or not just sometimes? That's her, but what's worst was when she didn't lock her car door! And that's when she met him. Later on she realized that he escaped his own wedding! A forgetful girl and a cold, serious runaway groom.. Where will destiny take them? - -myishi_chan *photos are not mine. credits to the owner

I Fell and She Fell Harder [INTERSEX] by jyuuutko

Dahil lang sa pakikinig ng usapan, naituro siya bilang ama nang dinadala ni Aviah Alvarez na anak ng gobernador. Alam naman niyang kakaiba siya dahil mayroon siya katulad sa mga lalaki kahit na babae siya kaso never pa niya ito naipasok sa kahit sino! Halina't samahan natin ang ating bida na si Agisi Kith Salustio de Nicolo sa kaniyang kwentong I Fell and She Fell Harder! written and story by:jyuuutko

Kiss Back And You're Mine (PUBLISHED under PSICOM) by MissWordsworth21

JAGUARS' SERIES 1: Shieldler John Wright Highest Rank: #1 in School #2 in Humor Si Hannah makulit, laging naka-smile, may pagka-engot sa mga simpleng bagay tulad ng pag sakay sa jeep, wala sa bokabularyo niya ang salitang mapag-mataas. Nagmula sa mayamang angkan, pinapangarap niya ang simpleng buhay bilang simpleng estudyante at bilang isang ordinaryong tao. Lahat ng salita na may simple at ordinaryo sa mundo gusto niyang maranasan. Si Shield man of few words, seryoso sa buhay, wag mo siyang bibiruin kung ayaw mong umuwi ng may bangas sa mukha, matalino, a perfect decision maker pero may isang bagay siyang ayaw bigyan ng malaking desisyon, yun ay ang pagtanggap sa lolo niya. Simple lang ang buhay niya kaya kung sino man ang may gustong gumulo, wag na lang dahil di mo gugustuhin kapag nagalit siya. Pero bakit nung nagtagpo ang landas nilang dalawa---si boy nagiging maingay at si girl nagiging tahimik at seryoso? At sa unang pagkikita nila ay hinalikan ni boy si girl at sinabing "KISS BACK AND YOU'RE MINE" Will she KISS BACK? or Will she push him back? WARNING: Ang kwentong ito ay punong puno ng kalokohan, umaatikabong barilan at nakakakilig na usapan. Kaya read at your own risk. PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME, so please make your own. And I will make mine.. Originally written by: Miss_Yna All Rights Received 2014

The Badass Babysitter Vol.1 ✓ by Nayakhicoshi

[THE BADASS BABYSITTER] Para sa isang Presidente ng bansa, malaki ang expectation nito sa mga anak niya. You should be the best for him to be proud of you. Pero iba ang expectation ng Ama ni South sa kanyang anak. Para sakanya, wala siyang aasahan sa anak. Well, ano ba naman kasi ang aasahan mo sa isang basagulera at laging laman ng balita sa diyaryo? Southern Miracle Benedicto is your typical badass girl. Basagulera. Makapal ang mukha. Matapang-at walang pera. Her father cut all of her cards making her the "poorest-richest" woman in the world. Para sakanyang ama, wala siyang kwenta. Sinisira lamang nito ang pangalan sa lipunan kaya bago pa masira nang tuluyan ni South ang image ng Pangulo, he decided to send his daughter to a place where she no longer put his name on a shame again. Malakas ang loob ni South na tanggapin ang parusa pero akala niya ganoon kadali na ipatapon sa lugar na hindi niya inaakala. She expected something luxurious, a freedom-sabi nga sa kasabihan, expect the unexpected. Crane Brothers. Mga magkakapatid na kinulang sa turnilyo ang utak. Kinulang sa buwan nang sila'y ipinanganak. Paano kung ang role pala niya ay ang i-babysit ang mga ito? Makakaya ba niya? Pero ang malaking tanong.. Matatagalan ba niya ang mga tokmol na magkakapatid? O, Maging kriminal na siya sa sobrang bwisit sakanila?

Miss Not-So-Right (GxG) [Unedited] by zygnus00

Ink Fuego found herself in a situation she never even imagine. Nagising nalang siya isang araw na kailangan niyang sambutin ang responsibilidad na dapat ay sa Kuya niya. Kakayanin niya bang titiisin pakisamahan ang taong sa simula palang ay hindi niya na makasundo? Paano na ang paghahanap niya ng Mr. Right niya kung ang napunta sa kanya sa isang Miss?

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My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2) cover

A Hundred Billion Worth cover

Good night, Enemy (Published under PSICOM) cover

DHS #4: Beating Loudly cover

JB1: The Cold Hearted Father [BXB] [√] cover

The Runaway Groom cover

I Fell and She Fell Harder [INTERSEX] cover

Kiss Back And You're Mine (PUBLISHED under PSICOM) cover

The Badass Babysitter Vol.1 ✓ cover

Miss Not-So-Right (GxG) [Unedited] cover

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2)

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano