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cheesy cute funny humor love pickuplines romance

cheesy pick-up lines inspired by my crazy friends:
Aleisha, Emily, Scarlett,and Anais:D)
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"Darling" | Dialogue Story by zoe_brookeeee

COMPLETED "Darling, answer me. I asked, what is your name?" "What's your name, huh?" "You're so-" "Call me Indie" "Annoying and- ah, Indie... that's a nice name." "Mhm now goodbye asshole!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19 year old Indiana gets a unknown caller at 3 am, and she's not happy about that. And hates the pet name he calls her. 20 year old Arsen dialled the last digit wrongly and found himself a nice girl to talk to and loves to call her Darling, even when she's given her name. Let's see how Indiana and Arsen end up. Continue reading to find out.

Wrong Place, Wrong Time ✔️ by BlueStarrySky1

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and demand chocolate. '"Sweet baby Satan!" I screamed, accidentally gaining the attention of the murderers. Act natural, Arya. "Did you just shoot them?!" I mentally face-palmed. So much for acting natural, "Why did you do that? Holy cheese balls that's a lot of blood." I swallowed, willing my legs to do something goddammit. But they refused to cooperate. ' Arya McKenzie is a bright seventeen year old with a knack of getting into trouble. Her only friend is her younger brother. One day, Arya was walking home- completely soaked- when she decides to take a shortcut through an alleyway. Bad idea. She sees five scary boys kill three other slightly-less-scary men. Instead of running away or screaming like a normal person, she begins to ramble to said five scary boys. Instead of letting her go, however, they kidnap her. Rude. Join Arya as she navigates through a world of skittles, llamas and finding help in the most unexpected places. "I know I'm gorgeous but no need to stare. If you want an autograph, just ask." She was the girl who was in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time Features: @humor DiverseLit reading list @humor Ambassador's Monthly Picks Sept 2024

She's a dudette|| Wattys2016 ✔️ by Dynasty_Problem

"You got expelled from school." "Yes." "You punched a girl in the face." "Uh huh." "Now your sitting in front of me." "Okay." "You are now going to he-" "Did you just suddenly become a gypsy out of those few minutes you were talking to the phone?" I questioned Meet Phoenix Quinn. The rebel, the tomboy and a girl with a boy- I mean, unisex name. When she gets expelled from her school after an incident she is... well.... let's not be harsh here but she is rejected from both girls and mixed private schools. But there is another school which can for the right reasons reject her but for the wrong reasons accept her..... Drum roll please! An all boys school can accept her yay! Everybody loves a happy ending, just not Phoenix who is hating her life situation. Follow Phoenix to the place where all rebellious and good students go like her just not where girls go. Oh, boy, in a journey which may tip us off after a while. Tragic. J.ust like the titanic. ____ Warning: Has swearing in it. Highest ranking: #27 in humor 12/07/17 P.S- I tried for my summary, if its crappy please don't complain. I tried. I suck at summaries.

How To Be Charming ✓ by stardustingstudio

❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞ ❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for you.❞ The story of a boy who tries to win a girl's heart with cheesy pick up lines and a girl who honestly couldn't care less, told through a series of text messages, calls, dialogues, and third person accounts. WARNING: This book contains: - Cringe worthy non-edited scenes - About a gazillion plotholes - A disappointing ending Read at your own risk. Proceed with caution. © 2017 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved [Book 1 in the "How To" series]

Wrong Number (Hailee Steinfeld fanfiction) by scmg11

What could happen when an unknown number texts you? Nothing, right? - Hailee x original female character text AU

[Highest ranking : #6 in Humor] When Ashley's parents have to leave town for a few months,she is more than happy to stay with her best friend,Kayla.But after a bad fight with her,Ashley is forced to live with Amanda Woods,a friendly girl she barely even knows AND her blockhead of a brother who annoys her to no end.Will Ashley be able to get through three months of living with the asshole?

You're given 0.7 seconds to decide what to do when the most popular boy waltzes up to you and starts throwing pick up lines at you. What would you choose? a) Slap him b) Throw a sarcastic remark at him c) Walk away If you were like those daring sarcastic female leads in most novels then you'd likely choose either a) or b), but shy senior high schooler Iris Martin chose c) walk away. Then her life somewhat resembled baking a cake. Add in a pinch of arrogance from the bad boy, a teaspoon of cheer from his girlfriend and an overfilled cup of persistence from a new student who was her cousin's fiancé's brother's best friend and the cake will be ready to explode in the oven. ~~~ Cover by @-wanderes {edited} {completed}

Mysterious Are the Ways of Destiny! by plottingizmycardio

Anaisha Arora was a simple no-nonsense woman - highly qualified and utterly gorgeous inside out. However, when a storm of unexpected and much worse, unreciprocated feelings hit her, her heart was left all bare to deal with this tragedy. The tragedy? Her best friend of years - Idhant Ahuja. He was a nerd, but unlike most nerds, the guy had a certain flirty charm and charisma to him and he splashed it around like confetti. How long could Anaisha stay prone to it? Not too long, as a matter of fact! She fell for him, he didn't. So she left him behind and tried to move on. Only for her to barge into him six years later at their alumni meet. Will the sparks fly now? Or is Anaisha in for another heartbreak and this time much more grotesque? Read to find out!

Young, Wild and Married by randomthingsbyme

Every woman's fantasy is to be married with someone they love someday. Most women are excited and ecstatic when planning their marriage ceremony with their husband to be. I have watched a lot of films, read a lot of romance books and seen real life wedding ceremonies and most of the brides are happy during the day of their wedding. Would you blame me for not being like them today-my wedding day? ** Being caught in bed naked with someone after going to a party is so not good especially if the one who caught you was your overly protective and conservative parents. What makes it worse is that the person naked next to you is one of your best bud who happens to be the son of your mother's best friend. One night, one party, one mistake turned their life upside down. ©2013-2016, All rights reserved --- WARNING: This story may contain inappropriate language and scenes for young readers. You have been warned. The first few chapters is subjected to revision. Please do excuse the errors for this story is on it's very rough draft c: EDIT: Blame Newton and The Boy From The Party's spin-off. If you do not want to be spoiled, read the two first before this. However, this story can stand alone.

The Paper (An Odd Squad fanfiction) (COMPLETED!!!) by NerdyTomBoy01

Have you ever considered how two people can fall in love by writing a paper? I started to write this story in June 2016, I was 15 years old. I didn't care about grammar. Please bear with me as I go through the chapters editing them! A lot of the chapters may be really short! Enjoy this story. This Story is not for copying! Disclaimer-- I do not own Odd Squad or the characters, I own the plot and future OC's. Sorry for any mistakes that are in this book, I'll fix them as soon as I can. Highest rank-#31 in odd Highest rank- #2 in looking for love Highest rank-#51 in olive Started- June 21, 2016 Finished- August 13, 2018 All Rights Reserved

"Darling" | Dialogue Story

COMPLETED "Darling, answer me. I asked, what is your name?" "What's your name, huh?" "You're so-" "Call me Indie" "Annoying and- ah, Indie... that's a nice name." "Mhm now goodbye asshole!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19 year old Indiana gets a unknown caller at 3 am, and she's not happy about that. And hates the pet name he calls her. 20 year old Arsen dialled the last digit wrongly and found himself a nice girl to talk to and loves to call her Darling, even when she's given her name. Let's see how Indiana and Arsen end up. Continue reading to find out.

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