ALICE TRIPPED.
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Last published Tue, Feb 7, 2017
Alice: Bewbs! *wiggles boobs*
Mey-Rin: Alice would you mind to stop touching my breasts!! D//:
Alice: I'm sorry but they have BOOBY-trapped me into being unable to let go!
Mey-Rin: ...
Alice: Don't be so UPBREAST about it!
Mey-Rin: >:(
Alice: D:
Alice: *gets shot and dies*
R.I.P. ALICE
SHE REGRETS ALL THE SHIPS THAT NEVER SAILED
NOT ENOUGH YAOI WAS READ
NOT ENOUGH BOOBS WERE TOUCHED
NOT ENOUGH SHIT WAS DONE
Someone should stop me from doing this.
I decided to stop spamming my art book with random totally not art related shit, that I deemed not important enough to start a whole book for.
Well guess what:
Alice was dumb so she tripped on her life,
Everybody was fictional, even her wife,
Alice fell into wonderland and started doing shit,
Of her common sense was left not even a bit.
TSCHÜSS,
The totally not weird, totally published and famous poet and believer in mountains,
- Riceball, Alice
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