DO NOT PROCEED UNTIL YOU HAVE READ HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS FIRST!
Dan has been engaged to Phil since Christmas 2015. Now that it's July 2016 and the two haven't tied the knot, Dan's getting quite impatient. But little does he know, he's in for Operation Give Dan The Best Christmas In July Ever or, as Phil likes to call it, OGDTBCIJE.