Tails from the Deep

Doesn't everyone have one thing in their life that drives them up the freakin wall? Or maybe it is an attribute that makes you so terribly embarrassed that you want to go hide under a rock? I'm sure everyone can relate but I wonder if anyone else has had it as bad as me. Trying being a twenty year old college student that has the ability to grow a fish tail. You might be thinking to yourself, Oh that's not bad it must be fun being a mermaid. No, no it is not. Especially, when you are a guy and to be correct I am a merman.