Idiocy- A Dan Howell Fanfiction
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Ongoing9m
Last published Mon, Aug 1, 2016
(I originally wrote this in my fanfiction binder for a friend. So I decided to publish it here. But that fanfiction is diffrent from this one. I ship Danlex.)
Alex Way moved from her nice apartment in Los Angeles to London for a change of scenery. When her friend Savannah, sends her out to buy furniture from IKEA because they are cheap asses, Alex runs in to Dan Howell.
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