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The Satin Strangler Blogs (satire about a female serial killer)

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Who was the Satin Strangler . . . and how many men did she seduce and kill?

Amidst a media frenzy, Destiny Blande is accused of killing countless men as the Satin Strangler. Despite her acquittal, Destiny is widely considered guilty. She wants only to get her life back, but everyone else is obsessed with her and looking to cash in on their 15 minutes of fame. 

The Satin Strangler Blogs is delivered through the varied, biased, and often contradictory perspectives of 12 different bloggers who attempt to answer these questions as the body count sky-rockets.

Do we believe Destiny’s attorney, the psychotic Barabbas, the digital-age preacher, the potheads, the serial murder aficionado, the stream of media rubbernecking writer-wannabes, or none of them? We will have to decide as we navigate this story of seduction and murder through this on-line community tracking the media megastar.

TABLE OF CONTENTS
Prologue
Part 1: Genesis
1.     SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE (Release Barabbas, 03.21.08)
2.     THE SATIN STRANGLER (Crazy 4 Crazies, 05.10.08)
3.     SAVE THE NEPTUNE (Sound Off NJ, 07.08.08)
4.     FEMALE SERIAL MURDERERS (Crazy 4 Crazies, 08.03.08)
5.     MISSING PERSON (Sea View Stew, 08.30.08)
6.     COME OUT COME OUT . . .  (Release Barabbas, 09.05.08)
7.     SOWING SEEDS (Salvation Sermons, 09.06.08)
8.     SATIN STRANGLER ARRESTED (The NJ Dirt, 09.14.08)
9.     DESTINY BLANDE (Strangler Network, 09.14.08)
10.   ARE SERIAL KILLERS ALL LONERS? (Crazy 4 Crazies, 09.14.08)
11.   HORACE P. KROUCH (Strangler Network, 09.14.08)
12.   DETOUR TO SEA VIEW (Krouch Murder Defense, 09.14.08)
13.   YOUR ARREST (Release Barabbas, 09.14.08)

Visit TheSatinStranglerBlogs.blogspot.com to read the rest of the story for free. You can also purchase the full ebook on Amazon for $9.99.All Rights Reserved

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