ℒiƒe Ǥṵaʀɖ

This isn't a story about tall, gorgeous boys with washboard abs, sun-kissed skin, and perfectly-tousled hair who sit along the beachside looking like ocean gods. Sorry if that's what you came here for (though there may or may not be a few select appearances by such impossibly attractive beings).

But you're not wrong. The words "Ɩiƒe" and "ɠṵaʀɖ" are supposed to be joined together... but only if you're talking about the aforementioned hotties. Because when used consecutively but as separate words, a Ɩiƒe ɠṵaʀɖ is just something or someone that protects your Ɩiƒe. Maybe you're afraid of the truth. Maybe you really do need saving from the ocean. It's quite possible to want to be protected from yourself. And perhaps you just don't want to lose.

Time to put your ɠṵaʀɖ up; it's going to be a long ride. ℒiƒe's hard. Just remember: ɖoɳ'ɫ eṽeʀ Ɩeɫ ɠo.