MY BOOK OF RANDOM
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Last published Fri, Jul 29, 2016
hey guys this is just a random book i came with . It has alot of lame jokes which you will die bcos of its laminess ( is that the correct word?) And there might be some real life incidents that happend to me which might be so embarrassing , so does it mean i telling my secrets (?)
I wish my classmates dont see it
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