Comebacks And Insults
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Last published Sun, Nov 19, 2017
Highest Rank: #604
This book is filled with hilarious insults and Comebacks
BE READY! THE MOMENT YOU READ THIS BOOK BE SURE TO MAKE USE OF THEM TO ROAST YOU'RE ENEMIES!!!
Challenge them into a sass!
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