Comebacks And Insults
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Última publicación dom, nov 19, 2017
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This book is filled with hilarious insults and Comebacks
BE READY! THE MOMENT YOU READ THIS BOOK BE SURE TO MAKE USE OF THEM TO ROAST YOU'RE ENEMIES!!!
Challenge them into a sass!
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