"Will Won't." "He Will."

Reasons why Will Gibson is the most annoying person I know.
1. He has completely ignored me
2. He rolled his eyes at me (well, he did rescue me from falling/twisting my ankle again) (I mean, it was stupid of me to wear these shoes anyway) (but that's besides the point!)
3. He is totally INSANE
4. No seriously, for someone who looks that good, and who was voted most promising writer of 2014 for his 'education of the girl child' article, he really puts a whole new spin on the definition of "insane".
5. You know why? (Read to find out!)