Grace Ann's The Hunger Games

We all remember Grace Ann as the woman who decided that her children couldn't read Harry Potter because it had "witchcraft." This story caused many people to wonder "What would her rewriting of Percy Jackson be?" However, I myself found more interesting potential in the idea of her rewriting The Hunger Games. So today I'll be rewriting one of my favorite books in the style of Grace Ann: complete disregard of the values and story, plus forced morals, a sh*t ton of bigotry, and of course, a major fetish for chest hair. I am not Grace Ann, so keep in mind that none of these things are things I actually believe in. Christians are terrible, Muslims are terrible, atheists are terrible, hell, everyone's terrible! With that in mind, I hope you enjoy me making fun of one of the most hateful idiots ever. I know I did.