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cat-tastic
Ongoing, First published Jul 30, 2016
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girl: hey, it's over
boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!!
boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass!
girl: ...i was talking about the movie
boy: ooohhh... how was it?
girl: fuck u bitch
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