funny text messages
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Last published Fri, Sep 22, 2017
girl: hey, it's over
boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!!
boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass!
girl: ...i was talking about the movie
boy: ooohhh... how was it?
girl: fuck u bitch
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