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Turn it Off!
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Complete, First published Jul 30, 2016
Mormon!Gilbert is having some gay thoughts... 

So I'm just listening to "Turn it Off" on repeat on a three hour car ride.  Therefore, I'm going to attempt to write crack for the first time.

Update:  I'm not sure what the hell this turned into, but it is not crack.

I don't own The Book of Mormon or Hetalia, ect.
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Canada is pregnant, which is cool because it's rare for that to happen to countries, but it also kinda sucks because he's not sure who the father is. Is it Gilbert, his ex? Ivan, his one night stand? Or Lars, he friend he smoked weed with and isn't entirely sure if they had sex or not. They won't know until it's born so the three of them have to prove that they're going to be good parents before the nine months is up! "Hurr Durr! Stop writing mpreg, it's not good for you!" -my loving but misinformed wife "This is a beautiful work of art!" -Oprah "You've already used Oprah, dummy." -Christopher Robin "Fuck you you're not my mom!" -me