The Drunk Clown and Stoned Owl (NSFW!) H2ovanoss OneShot
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Complete, First published Jul 30, 2016
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"Yeah I'm an alcoholic, but you're a fucking stoner!"

 Evan and Jonathan live together...but is Delirious hiding something from his best friend?

So a LONG time ago I found this prompt on DeviantArt and yes I did ask the person that posted the prompts if I could write a oneshot using one. She said she would love if I used one! Also I am aware that someone else has posted a oneshot using this prompt, but I definitely think mine is quite different! Also I have been working on the oneshot since 2014 (yeah I know that long ago!) and I have worked hard on this and I will not let it just sit on my computer for another three years! I had most of this done in 2015 but I completely forgot about it! So I have decided to finish it up and post it on here and on my tumblr and maybe on ao3!
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