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What A Meme

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Welcome to my blog. Or not. It feels like a blog. It might as well be. Whatever. This is my not-blog. Sure. That sounds right... Okay! Let's get into it!



Please. Just go read the book. Stop reading this. You're wasting your time. There won't be any more content on this page other than me telling you to hurry up and read it. Okay? No? Fine. I guess you just don't trust me. That might be a problem in the future.





I'm not kidding, you're just wasting your own precious time. You obviously don't care that much about it if you'd rather read me rambling on about your inability to follow a simple instruction. Just, I beg you. Read the freaking book.



Wait a second... You're just reading this because I keep writing it. So... If I stop, that means you'll quit reading it! Perfect! All I have to do is stop typi-All Rights Reserved

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The Actor by ImAProfessional0

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).

Roadtrip?! Hetalia x Reader by That_Weirdo_one

WATTYS 2019 COMPLETED BOOK 1 *Tries to think cool quote from the book* 》"Yeah it really is beautiful" He said. "And now you are supposed to say some cheesy pick-up line" You advised. He chuckled and thought for a moment. "But not as beautiful as you.. Is that cringe enough?"《 (Nailed it) (Y/N) is a country. One day America requests few countries including (C/N) in a meeting.. Somehow they end up in Disney land. Action: Checked✔ Breaking the 4th wall: Checked✔ Romance: Checked✔ 2p's: ..Maybe? Shitty humor: Checked✔ And i think that everybody knows that i don't own Hetalia (Or do i?), you (you belong to the countries) or any of the pictures that i have used! I just own few of my OC's and the story plot.

Crazy Little Americans by whyisrussia745

I'm not good at summaries. America's secret gets out to the other nations. So original, I know. Just enjoy, I guess. Hetalia and the cover art doesn't belong to me. All I own is my OCs and the story, I guess. Man, I don't know how this works. I'm so sleep deprived. Date started: June 4th, 2023

Dominant【Gene X Reader】[ Completed ] by Mariko_Akiyama

CONTENT CONTAINS : SEXUAL CONTENT DRUG USE VIOLENCE & STRONG LANGUAGE IF YOUR EASILY TRIGGERED OR UNCOMFORTABLE, DO NOT READ!! • " The nerve! " " What the hell did I just got myself into? " " How's my phone? " " 14 missed calls " " More pop tarts? " " Do you think it was a mistake? " " What is? " " The fact that I slept with him " " Well. . . .wait what?! " " I know! " " What?!, When?!, Where?!, Why?!, And how?! " • As the average savage adult that I am, I can be very serious with my work and words, but that happens exactly right after the death of my father, or so I thought. My brothers and I have been getting along very well, as a Bounty Hunter, I can be very intimidating, until I met him. His hair, his eyes, his touch is all I need, I never thought all that of him can make me feel like this and to my surprise, I act like a child. I was just no longer that average savage adult that I was, but everything changed when I learned about his past. I couldn't believe it nor could I even want to, it was overwhelming. I was lost, confused, it got to the point where I wasn't myself for a while. But the fun part is being Dominant. What's that supposed to mean?, What past did this person learn?, Is the father dead or alive?, Who's more dominant?, In what way? Read this book to know. Credit : To a game called 'PUBG' [ Completed ] Started : 1st January 2021 Finished : 24th March 2021 [ Highest Ranking : #6 in Aphmau ] [ #1 in Gene ] [ #1 in Gene x Reader ] Disclaimers : I do not own ANY of the characters only the ideas, they belong to a youtuber called Aphmau, I don't own any of the songs either or the pictures, except Y/n, it belongs to you. There are a few characters that I OWN. My OC : Xelora Kiselyov Catherine Fox Ash Lee Mandrell Natalie Rosetta Mandrell Coraline Alycia Jones Mariko Akiyama

Bully! Hetalia x Girly! Reader - The Only One by painfullyInactiveATM

THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN ABANDONED. I'm only making this public again so my previous readers can enjoy it. I'm sorry to say that it will not have a conclusive ending, though. I don't have the motivation or heart to finish it. That said, please read ONLY if you're ok with unfinished business. Thank you all for the love and support you've shown the past few years I've been writing this. Take care. 🤍 ----------- ⭕DISCLAIMER⭕ Book Cover and the anime Hetalia belong to someone else. However, the fiction story itself is created by me. ⭕WARNING⭕ Some cursing, mentions of sensitive topics, and a bit of angst. Lots of crying. Lots of violence. You have been warned. Hidekaz Himaruya- Creator Anime/Manga 🌸🌸 Of course, she's new meat. But this time, she is sent to a boarding school, due to a scholarship she had received... She bids her father and her friends goodbye, before setting off to her new adventure. Then... Something from long ago comes back to bite Y/n's ass. Something she didn't even know that happened- until it was much overdue. Her father's, school's and her own life is highly in danger. She's truly the only one who could make choices that could make or break her future.

Sigh【Ein X Reader】[ Completed ] by Mariko_Akiyama

CONTENT CONTAINS : SELF HARM SUICIDE ATTEMPTS SUICIDAL THOUGHTS MENTAL ILLNESS SEXUAL CONTENT DRUG USE ABUSE GORE VIOLENCE & STRONG LANGUAGE IF YOU'RE EASILY TRIGGERED OR UNCOMFORTABLE, DO NOT READ!! • " What was that for? " " For you to shut up " " What? " " It's not what it looks like " " Ouch " " Sorry " " What was that for? " " I don't know " In that moment, is where everything started to change my life. • I tried my best to hide it. I thought I was going to be dead, never underestimate him. He's got shit you've never seen before. I lost my father because of him, my sister's and brother's life are in my hands. I have to be careful, I can't loose them, without them, how can I live? Until he came into my life, I feel different from the inside. His eyes meets mine, it's like a fire was lit inside a dark room and it became brighter, my world that was upside down is turning the right way up, I think I love him, but the problem is. I'm using him while I Sigh in plain sight. Who is this 'he'?, What will 'he' think when 'he' finds out this person is using 'him'?, Will it end happily?, Or another plot twist that has been in my other books? Read this book to know. FYI, Ein is human in this story. [ Completed ] Started : 3rd September 2019. Finished : 3rd December 2019. [ Highest Ranking : #27 in Aphmau ] [ #2 in Ein ] [ #1 in Ein X Reader ] [ #2 in Sigh ] Disclaimers : I do not own ANY of the characters only the ideas, they belong to a youtuber called Aphmau, I don't own any of the songs either or the pictures, except Y/n, it belongs to you. There are a few characters that I OWN. My OC : Xelora Kiselyov Catherine Fox Ash Lee Mandrell Natalie Rosetta Mandrell Coraline Alycia Jones Mariko Akiyama

IT & ST Imagines & Preferences by armiehammerbykesha

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The Fake Smile He Wears by PotatoNoLife

No Ships! i do be cringing at this very hard but I'll keep it up for y'all. note that the quality is very questionable and like most people i've reflected on the cringiness <3 The Ancients saw many of their children and grandchildren suffering alone, no one noticing the other's pain. The fake mask, the 'happy' countries wore. The secrets they all hid. The Ancients couldn't let this just happen, they came up with a plan. America was the unfortunate victim and test subject. America is the happy, joyful, always smiling, and loud country, but what if everything they know about him is a lie? A mask no one could see through. The mask no one tried to look through. There was a lot they didn't know about him. A lot he hid from them. A lot he kept inside his cracking heart. Secrets will be spilled, and skeletons will come out of the closet. Feelings kept inside for so long, will come out. The sides of America they never knew of will come out today. The mask will come off today. The mask that's been worn for so long. Will he be saved? What happened to America? Who is America really? How many lies have been told? How many hearts will be broken? Did they ever know America at all? How many friendships will be built, and how many destroyed? How long has America deceived them all? How will they see America now? Will America come out of this better or worse? Was doing all of this right? Only time will tell. WARNING⚠️⚠️⚠️: Mentions of suicide, eating disorders, self harm, other mental disorders, and depression. If you are suffering from any of these things please get help. I know someone out there cares for you, if you can't find someone who cares for you, I do, so please get help. Don't ever do any of this stuff. If you don't like this stuff or if it bothers you please don't read it, if not continue, you have been warned. Some stuff may be really inaccurate and I don't mean to offend anyone. Best rank Alfred Jones #1 Cover picture isn't mine, please don't sUe mE

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Family Comes First by CRAZY40429

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The Actor

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).