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The Perfect Boyfriend [Completed]

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college humour romance short story

"I'm what you call 'the Perfect Boyfriend'. 
The type of guy that girls say they want...except they actually don't. 
Call it second lead syndrome, call it kindness, call it whatever you want. 
I'm callin' it bullshit."

Evans has been dumped and rejected too many times to count. Due to his unfortunate luck he has never found a long term relationship. He is most definitely sick of hearing the same thing over and over again. 
He's perfect...But.   
He's sweet...But.
He's attractive...But.                                                                                                                                                                             

Restless and clueless about the female mind, he enlists his friends to help him understand why the hell on earth does he keep getting dumped. 
Too bad they're just as clueless.


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