Strange comebacks and jokes
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- Votes 14
- Parts 15
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Mon, Mar 20, 2017
It's kinda all said in the title but if you can't read Ill say it again
S-T-R-A-N-G-E
C-O-M-B-A-C-K-S
A-N-D
J-O-K-E-S
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