The Village Idiot
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Last published Thu, Oct 3, 2013
A collection of {short} rantings specialized around both everything and nothing at all.
WARNING-Reading any of the following chapters may result in extreme despise for TheCharming, intense humor, or the desire to go and bang one's head against the wall.
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7, 504 miles
a shitty compilation of my thoughts from taiwan, my temporary home.Complete
freeeeeeedoooom
This is basically a rant book. I might cuss often so if you're sensitive to that, you might not want to read this. Yeah, this is a rant book or diary or idk whatever. If you find anger amusing, then this is the book for you!Complete
𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈-𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒
"𝐔𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐬"𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐫. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐬𝐟 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐭.Complete
Come On, Wattpad: A Rant Book
A rant book by moi. {Have fun reading and don't get offended.} [off topic is love, off topic is life]Complete
My Brother's Dangerous Best Friend ✓
𝐅𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨, 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧. 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝, 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬, 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝 𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨.Complete
Before us✔️
"𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨." •𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 #𝟐 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞! •Complete![mememe › bbno$ [2]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/222679528-256-k764137.jpg)
mememe › bbno$ [2]
[PART 2] SEQUELLLS- which aren't really as good as the original one. [If you haven't read the first book go do that !] started: 4-27-19 Finished: t-b-d **DISCLAIMER** This book involves cussing and inappropriate jokes. Read at you're own risk.Complete
Alexithymia
An emotional blindness. A compilation of unsent letters and poems about how I feel. Mostly about yuuz.Complete
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