The Village Idiot
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Last published Thu, Oct 3, 2013
A collection of {short} rantings specialized around both everything and nothing at all.
WARNING-Reading any of the following chapters may result in extreme despise for TheCharming, intense humor, or the desire to go and bang one's head against the wall.
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