Pun Book
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Own-made & Most Unique puns that'll kill you once you get it.
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CREDITS: (Most of the) Puns made by my best friend: @MyNameIsAidan
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Quotes from Middle Schoolers
This is for those who want proof that their school isn't the weirdest ever. For those who want to be caught up in the nostalgia of middle school(if you do...WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO REMEMBER THAT?). These are quotes were written by me and my friends (how the heck do you tag people) from what we have overheard in our school. Ranging from major brain farts, to major burns, this will keep you laughing for ages.Complete
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