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Harry Potter Jokes And Memes!

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"Turn to page 394." 

Yes that's right! I'm making a HP joke book. And *Says in Snapes voice* obviously, they were "takin" from other books!

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Dominate by FinalGirl96

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One Night - Drarry by gazingnightsinlove

Harry gets caught in a attempt of suicide with the last person he expected to see in the Room of Requirements after the fire incident. Draco Malfoy. "I'm a mess." Draco said "I think that we're both a mess." Harry replied and looked into the beautiful set of eyes. smut central and a LOT of sad emotions, if you feel like crying or something. I think ima add some fluff too. Read to find out more ;) NEITHER HARRY NOR DRACO WILL DIE IN THIS STORY! (I hate stories where they kill off one of the main characters.) 6 are there with more than 1300 words (each) PS, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHRACTERS AND THE COVER ART. I ALSO SUCK AT Synopsis LOL ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ *eating disorder *abuse of all kinds *colourful language usage *Self harm *depression *smut *LGBTQ+ community based((so homophobics please stay away, i hate people who use words like fag and shit, DONT YOU DARE READ THIS , i love and live by LGBTQ and i won't let anyone harm this beautiful society! )) ALSOO, i am not very good with spellings of certain magical things that i WILL FIX but please bear with me .

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