Breakfast at Karmuck's - Andrew J - Wattpad

Breakfast at Karmuck's

Reads 214
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Parts 30
Time 1h 50m

Reads 214
Votes 39
Parts 30
Time 1h 50m

4thwall original parody satire

Story characters: they laugh, cry, and die for our entertainment, but what happens after the final The End? Where do they go? Who do they fight? Join former novel protagonists Laura and Alicia as they navigate the wide universe of fictional stories after escaping their own world. Genre barriers, fourth walls, and more will be broken in this most curious adventure through fictiondom.

Cover credit goes to syrahsyarah. Thank you so much for all your help!All Rights Reserved

4thwall original parody satire

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