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666 Feet Under

michailanavarre

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Reads 32
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Parts 2
Time 19m

michailanavarre

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afterlife angels atheism christianity demons hell islam judaism kingofhell lucifer religion satire

You know, I don't think a lot of people have a very clear concept of the afterlife. And that's a damn shame, to be honest. You'll see all these Christian and Mormon and Jehovah's Witness billboards on the side of the freeway telling you that your ass is going straight to Hell unless you repent and find Jesus. And that's perfectly fine. Know why? Because it keeps those lame-ass fuckers out of our netherworldly party. And yes, I did just make that word up. But it's true! I haven't seen a single bible-thumping crotch goblin roll up into Hell in the eternity I've been "burning" here. Which goes to show you that the whole system is complete bullshit. And for you gap-toothed dipshits in the back that didn't understand it the first time, let me clarify. My name is Hannah and I'm dead as shit. How's that for a fucking description?All Rights Reserved

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Wings of an Angel - A Hazbin Hotel Charlie Morningstar x Male Angel Reader Story by Miserable-Wretch

With the opening of a hotel aimed at redeeming Sinners, Agent of God, (Y/n) (L/n) is tasked with investigating the prospect of it's initiation. Assisting the Princess of Hell, Charlie Morningstar on her goal of getting this project of hers to work. Yet Hell is a seabed of chaos and misery, which (Y/n) will soon find out. Can the powerful Angel help the demon Princess in achieving this monumental task? Or will fate deal a different path for the two that seek the salvation of sinners? Whatever awaits the two, their relationship will truly form and blossom through the terrors of Hell's tragic obstacles. Enjoy your stay at the Hazbin Hotel! This is an alternative, non-canon take on the popular series, Hazbin Hotel. Filled with romance, drama, tragedy and action. Allow me to state once more. That this story is NON-CANON to the events of Hazbin Hotel. Yet it does follow the plot in a similar fashion. Altered to fit the narrative of our hero, (Y/n). All custom artwork included within this story was illustrated by me! Do view my Patreon for more! It also includes my Twitter/X and Instagram if you wish to see more! Thank you for everything. All of your patience and encouragement has been used to create this story. This is all for you!

Forbidden | Lucifer Morningstar x Reader by hooman_does_cosplay

"Y'know Lucifer's girl? Well she's becoming a pain in the ass trying to "rehabilitate sinners so they get redeemed into Heaven" blah blah blah." He says mocking her voice I assume. I lean back against my chair as I cross my arms. "And why does any of that involve me?" I ask, causing him to respond almost instantly. "Well you're going to go down there, see what she's up to and report back to me." I glare at him. There are so many reasons this plan is stupid, and not just because he came up with it. ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ─── Started: 02/28/2024 Ended: 06/10/2024 ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

My Night With Lucifer by CAKerst

I didn't see him boom out of nowhere, but there he was standing right next to me on the ledge that would lead me to my own doom. I forgot that I wanted to jump as I looked at his long blonde hair that rustled as if a wind was blowing, even thought there was no source that would have been able to blow anything in any direction. His face looked like a sculpture in the perfect ivory, but it was his eyes that drew me the most. Almost clear, so light was the blue that sucked in my soul and radiated a feeling of love in my body of the likes of which I had never experienced in my life. "So, are you planning to jump or are you waiting for a sign from the heavens? Because let me tell you one thing, if you are waiting for a sign from above, you will still be standing on this ledge by the time the sun finally burns out." Before HE could commit suicide, Lucifer walks into his life and tells him a story that will change him forever... This is a story I wrote around 5 years ago, and I thought it would be interesting to share it here on Wattpad. It is of religious nature, and it might offend, although that is not my intention. My intention is just to show that every story has two sides, and sometimes each person has their own truth and perception.

I Hate You More, Darling by Iwillstandbymyship

Lucifer hates Alastor. Alastor hates Lucifer. This is QUITE obvious to everyone in the hotel. But Lucifer isn't exactly in the best state. The time for his wings to molt for the month had come around . . . and so had his heat cycles. The fact that they came around at the same time for him was a rare thing in angels, and a pain in Lucifer's ass. But when a certain radio demon offers him help with both of these problems, Lucifer finds himself developing feelings he hasn't felt in a LONG time. Alastor and Lucifer hook up, both thinking it would be a one time thing . . . until it happens again. One hookup leads to another, and at some point it leads Alastor and Lucifer to begin questioning just how much they hate each other . . . and just how much they might actually enjoy the other's presence. DISCLAIMER: art is by Goldsnek on Tumblr. NOT MY ART

Dead Men Tell No Tales (BWWM) by ReignXBlack

You are going to die. That might be a terrible way to start this out but it's true. You are going to, your next door neighbor is, and so am I. It's natural. So why are you still afraid of death? [WARNING] There is going to be some curse words if you don't like that, then don't read and put irrational comments. Thank you. ;* Also this is a interracial relationship book meaning a black women and white man dating, a Brazilian women and black man dating, and a white women and black man dating. The list could go on. If you do not like that then please don't read the book and don't put rude fucking comments about interracial dating. Thank you ! :) also, I'll be mentioning God in here a few times and if you don't believe in God. Please keep that to yourself. Ok I'm not forcing you to believe him so don't try to force me to not believe him also, because it won't work honey.

Faith💙 by Androgynous-

Having faith in something that literally isn't there but is is tiring. Also, the world hates you and you have to fight against the one thing you can't escape, sin. Choosing to fight this battle puts a target on your mind and sometimes body, and it can make or break you. ... Seems useless, right? Maybe, but it isn't, because either way it goes, we can't change it. It's scary, new, fun, and boring all at the same time. It's... not something humans would regularly do. But I'm taking the challenge and attempting to make it to a place called Heaven. Just read it, I'm not fighting you, I'm fighting FOR you. *I'm BEGGING A STRANGER!!!* As you know, I am a NEW Christian.👌👍👏❤😳😜 (and yes, best decision of my life, you should try it) HOWEVER, I am also human, which means Sin😈 Sweet, EVIL, Sin. (Chile, anyways, so!) In this story, you'll read about how I deal with Sin and do a terrible job at fighting what comes with loving the King of Kings at this stage of life.... PSA: I'm a working progress, and my POV of life is just WAY OFF! Another PSA from months after the book was finished: Please disregard the unorganized book! I was at a fiery point and my mind was wilding.

Homeless (BoyxBoy)(Original) by UnhealthyObsession69

"Why the hell are you such an ass?'" "Just leave me alone." "Fuck that, you owe me an explanation." "I don't owe you shit! "Yeah you do, like why everything goes to hell when you show up?" "I didn't just "Show Up", you hit me with your car." "No, you ran in the middle of the street." "I was running for my life." "Yeah you keep telling us that, yet you don't tell us anything else about you." "I don't like talking about my past." "Well it can't be any worse than mine." "I think it is." "I doubt it, My mother died in a fire, my father died shortly after we found him, I raised my brother into a life of killing. What could be worse?" "You take for granted the one thing I have always wanted, the one thing I never had." "And what's that?" "Family." This is the FIRST BOOK, in my series. I recommend reading it before the others. I do not own supernatural or it's characters, I only own Brent and a few other characters I make up along the way. The cover of my story was awesomely made by TeenWolfys, I highly recommend following her and reading her stories, she is amazing!!!!

Lesbian Heaven by Holly_Hotstuff

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𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 ─ ( yandere hazbin hotel x reader ! ) by earth_angel17

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You Won't Get Away Twice (Alastor x FemReader) by sweet_bell24

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Wings of an Angel - A Hazbin Hotel Charlie Morningstar x Male Angel Reader Story cover

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Homeless (BoyxBoy)(Original) cover

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𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 ─ ( yandere hazbin hotel x reader ! ) cover

You Won't Get Away Twice (Alastor x FemReader) cover

Wings of an Angel - A Hazbin Hotel Charlie Morningstar x Male Angel Reader Story

With the opening of a hotel aimed at redeeming Sinners, Agent of God, (Y/n) (L/n) is tasked with investigating the prospect of it's initiation. Assisting the Princess of Hell, Charlie Morningstar on her goal of getting this project of hers to work. Yet Hell is a seabed of chaos and misery, which (Y/n) will soon find out. Can the powerful Angel help the demon Princess in achieving this monumental task? Or will fate deal a different path for the two that seek the salvation of sinners? Whatever awaits the two, their relationship will truly form and blossom through the terrors of Hell's tragic obstacles. Enjoy your stay at the Hazbin Hotel! This is an alternative, non-canon take on the popular series, Hazbin Hotel. Filled with romance, drama, tragedy and action. Allow me to state once more. That this story is NON-CANON to the events of Hazbin Hotel. Yet it does follow the plot in a similar fashion. Altered to fit the narrative of our hero, (Y/n). All custom artwork included within this story was illustrated by me! Do view my Patreon for more! It also includes my Twitter/X and Instagram if you wish to see more! Thank you for everything. All of your patience and encouragement has been used to create this story. This is all for you!