What The Fuck Fics
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From Humberfloob to the machines of the Wonka factory, here are the fictions that will make you wanna kill yourself.
(WARNING: VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED! These are so disgusting, I am so sorry. Read at your own risk. I can't believe I wrote these. Once again, I am so sorry lmao).
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