Ten Reasons I Suck (You Won't Believe Number Six!)

Number One - I say dumb things, like all the time. I don't even want to think about what I blurted out to my mom after I lost my babysitting job to the kid's cousin.

Number Two - I seriously have no fashion sense. Like none. I've totally given up on wearing anything other than jeans and t-shirts or sweaters because I can't put together anything more sophisticated than that to save my life.

Number Three - I'm a huge dork. I basically only have one friend.

Number Four - No one ever laughs at my jokes. I must be the least funny person in the entire galaxy.

Number Five - I totally lack willpower and my waist is definitely starting to reflect that little fact.

Number Six - I know I really hyped this one up but I really just don't think I can talk about it right now! Sorry! Maybe I'll tell you later, okay?

Number Seven - I have no idea how to have fun. My whole life revolves around school and my job, babysitter extraordinaire.

Number Eight - I'm the lamest teenager ever because I actually get along with my little sister! Unlike me, she's pretty cool.

Number Nine - Yup, I'm a huge klutz. Seriously, I have all the grace of a very dizzy cat.

Number Ten - I have a crush on this guy. But I also really kinda like this other guy, too. But both of them probably think I suck, too, so I guess it all works out in the end.

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