Don't Get Me Started
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Last published Sun, Dec 9, 2018
This will be a collection of wattpad themes, cliches, character traits or just overused phrases that annoy me. The book mostly concerns romance novels, since those are the ones I generally read.
This book will be petty, bitter, sarcastic and most likely satirical. Readers be warned.
If I touch on something you've written, know that I'm not attacking you. Nor am I dictating how others write; I'm simply stating what annoys me and why. Besides, many of the subjects might work with the correct storyline, and good books can often get away with just about anything.
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