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The defenders of the universe-
Madeline Matthews: renowned maple weed dealer, self-proclaimed "the tailor" because of how she evades the authorities
Azura: A (sometimes) cross dressing nerd. The most hardcore memer, does not require sleep, merely runs on tears, puzzles, justice and spaghetti.
Wilson: Another loser, but a genius loser. Lowkey kinky and has an affinity for eggs. Multiple affairs with eggs.
Kiku: a school dropout, and an honestly wonderful person, but can be slightly temperamental. Wife of Alfred.
Alfred: Everyone's space dad, a seemingly elderly man. He's actually pretty cool though. Was held captive by SJWs for a year, who upgraded him to Top Notch Meme Cyborg™
Michelle: A literal queen and everyone's space mom. Loves all her children equally.
Antonio: The forgotten one of the bunch, and most under appreciated. A literal angel, has the best manners of all the group and is failing to cultivate a mustache, no matter how hard he tries.
This group of misfits must save the galaxy which has been mostly taken over by the SJW empire. Can they?
Saving the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, catapults Jessica Red into a sea of magic, jewel heists, and world-saving adventure.
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After years of watching pirates fighting with the king's navy off the coast of Harvest Island, Jessica Red saves the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, and the two become fast friends. Little does she know, Ruben Kirk is only the first of three rookie pirates she'll meet during a whirlwind of sea-faring adventures - but when Jessica learns the corrupt King Mordred has plans to destroy her island home, can she convince them to help her save it?
("The Rookie Pirates" is Book 1 in "The Adventures of Jessica Red" trilogy.)
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