The Vampire and The Idiot
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  • Reads 43,829
  • Votes 1,266
  • Parts 43
  • Time 4h 41m
Complete, First published Aug 03, 2016
❝So you like blood?❞

❝No. I don't like blood. I like vegetables. Because I'm a vegetarian.❞

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