The Lit Adventures Of Detectives DeRpY And DJ

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Reads 321
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Parts 1
Time <5 mins

Follow two mostly brilliant detectives into a world of Fried Chicken, Petty bitches, Kool Aid, Broken binoculars, and eyebrows. 

Two of my favorite people with no chill.All Rights Reserved

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The Case Of The Missing Eyebrows
Tue, Jul 18, 2017

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The Case Of The Missing Eyebrows
Tue, Jul 18, 2017

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