DisFUNctional | Shameless
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You've heard of the saying "shit end of the stick" right? Well in my little story, you will notice that the stick tends to be completely made of shit. I do what it takes to survive, and keep the Gallagher family a float. Without them nothing would have meaning, and without meaning there isn't anything worth living for, in my opinion at least. So if you want to ride my roller coaster of a life, then keep your arms and opinions inside the vehicle at all times. Alright, so. Here. We. Go! Oh, the name is Elana Milkovich, nice to meet you!
[ I'm going to do the book by the seasons of shameless. I am going to change the cover for every season, so you will know that way along with me saying. I do not own Shameless or any of its dialogue and characters. I only own Elana and my original dialogue.]
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