It All Started with a Couch
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  • Reads 208
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  • Parts 7
  • Time 58m
Ongoing, First published Aug 04, 2016
"Sky! Get the hell over here and do shots with us!" someone yelled over the blaring music.
  
  I faked a nervous laugh, quickly back tracking out of the kitchen until I hit the porch door.
  
  "You know," I shouted with a smile, my hands fumbling and unlocking the door, "I'm actually feeling a little ill all of a sudden."
  
  I pressed the back of my hand onto my forehead dramatically, letting out a loud sigh.
  
  "Oh plea-"
  
  "What?" I yelled over the music, pretending not to hear them. "I can't hear you," I mouthed, pointing from them to my ear. 
  
  Somehow I managed to slide open the door and slip out of the house.
  
  "Final- what the hell?" I said, narrowing my eyes at the guy sprawled asleep on the porch couch.
  
  Tippy-toeing silently to the back of the couch, careful not to wake him, I made my way towards him. I softly ran my hands along the cushions where his back was pressed, then violently gave him a good shove off the couch.
  
  "That'll teach 'em," I muttered to myself.
  
  A smug smile made its way onto my face as he let out a loud groan before rubbing his green eyes, which then settled on me. I stretched my body along the couch, resting my arms behind my head.
  
  
  After moving to the city, Skylar Collins' life changes drastically, to say the least; from stabbing someone's ass, having an old man flash her, house break-ins, to finding love.
  
  It all started with a couch.
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'No, he didn't'. I was so shocked by the turn of events. Everything was going fine and then suddenly boom, everything turned upside down. I just couldn't believe this. What did he think of himself? 'Leave me alone.' I said firmly but his hold on me was so strong. I was struggling to get out of his bear hold but to no avail. 'Oh!! So, the poor lady thinks that I will leave her alone and just let her go free?' He had that evil laugh and boy, his breath stank. 'Man, you just signed your death warrant and I will do one favour on you.' No one messes with me. 'Ooooh, I am so scared that I almost peed my pants.' Again that idiotic laugh. I counted till 5 and then kicked right in his balls. I turned around and grabbed his hair from roots, jerked them so badly and then gave my hard elbow shot on his chin. Everything happened so fast for one moment he was standing and the other lying on floor wiggling. I charged at him with my cheetah speed, picked up a wooden rod and started hitting him wildly, 'You idiotic stinky breath was trying to steal my backpack. You are so dead.' 'Favour, favour, favour.' He was screaming in pain just after few seconds and was panting hard. I picked my paste from my bag and threw at him, 'Brush your teeth.' I was fuming. I turned around and saw him standing wide-eyed, 'Hi, I am Scarlett.' I smiled showing my 32 teeth. 'I am scared.' His look puzzled me. Starting date- November 5, 2019 Completed on - May 23, 2020 All Rights Reserved.