Rule One. This is not a detective story. This is the story of two unlikely friends, and their frankly ridiculous adventures which are sometimes intertwined with someone else's adventures (in which they murder people.) **Note** This is continually being redrafted and updated. If certain chapters don't make sense/match up they will soon, I promise :) Reviews: "Your book is just utterly amazing, one of the best books I've seen on Wattpad" - FrozenArrows "With so many in-depth meanings and your research, work, everything well in-place and mystery-mystery... I loved this Chapter. You have exceeded my expectations. Little things, like orange peel, google search, humor and the way you've used little things to describe your conclusions, I'll give you 2 words - "it's amazing." - yjaag2109 "you've captured the description really well. I'm actually very impressed, your writing is so professional." - nine0clock