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De All Mighty Book Of Weirdos

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Once upon a time there was this thing was created. We didn't know what it was. But apparently God made him a human being. Or as we call him the "thing" Satan's child. 

Me: WTF IS THAT?!
Scar: it's a thing
Tam: ITS A HIDEOUS SAW
Candy: ITS SATAN
Me: NO JACOB SHITTYTITS IS SATAN! THAT "THING IS SATAN'S CHILD! 
All: OOOOOOH O.O
Me: imma just walk away so I don't have to see dis creature PEACE OUT RAINBOW TROUCE * runs out *
Scar: TAKE ME WITH YOU! *runs out 2*
All: *races outside* THANK TO GODAll Rights Reserved

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