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Clean Reads For You! [HUMOR]

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Hello, and welcome to our second book in the Clean Reads For You! categorial series!

Looking for an awesome Humor book? Clean or having a limited number of profanity, sexual content, etc? Well, thanks to our trusted readers, we've gathered a few that'll do just right! (why do I sound like I'm advertising something??? -.-) The following chapters will contain books that have been rated on violence, language/profanity, sexual content, and theme. If you'd like to know how we came about, click on the external link :D

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