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Put Your Mouth Where Your Money Is

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Reads 42
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Parts 5
Time 30m

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"Hey, you stole my father's wallet. How dare you! Though if you just found it lying around somewhere, I apologize for my rude assumption. 
  
  If you did steal my wallet:
  Sadly for you I don't like to keep my money in a wallet. But, you can still steal some fun by filling out my interrogation questions down below, and no I am not trying to report you. I just need some fun in my life, too. Once you are done return this wallet to mail box 154 at the grand white post office on main street. Then see if you can steal it back! I check my mail box at five every Tuesday. Before you steal it again, give me till Wednesday to write something new in it, maybe even give you money.  ..."All Rights Reserved

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