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Marauders Funny Things [Discontinued]

Reads 4,477
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Parts 39
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Reads 4,477
Votes 153
Parts 39
Time 1h 5m

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HELLOOO! *smiles awkwardly* this book is full of funny stories, mind blowing headcannons, votings, awkward smiles, talking sandwiches, the occasional ranting by me and much, much muuuuccchhh more.
It started out as funny marauders stuff but there is a little bit more to it now as you will see when you read near the ending part.
Some of these are not by me, so if you've seen it before in an older book then it isn't mine, but if it's brand-spankin-new then it was made up by yours truly.
As I said before there are some not-marauder things but I'm keeping the marauders things up there because that's what got me this many reads 😻 

Please no steal without permission pls thank u
This book is dedicated to Hermione_4Life because she was may first reader!!All Rights Reserved

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